Sry I called you an 8
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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