North Korea, Best Korea!
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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