i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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