Christians are straight up FREAKS
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
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He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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