Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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