I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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