problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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