i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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