how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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