just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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