white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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