Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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