My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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