Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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