I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm always down for nudity.
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