Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I have post one night stand depression
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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