ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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