You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
When did angry sex become our thing?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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