i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Do vagina's smell?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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