Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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