The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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