Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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