Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
No subtext here. People are naked.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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