at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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