There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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