WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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