Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Randomize
