you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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