It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Randomize
