Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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