I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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