so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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