Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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