The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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