i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
How naked do you want me to be?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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