All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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