Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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