Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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