What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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