from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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