I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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