I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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