So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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