dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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