He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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