called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Operation Purity has been aborted
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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