who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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