New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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