He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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