the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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