You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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