i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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