people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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