I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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