When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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